Edward Cullen
The reason I have no girlfriend.
Edward Cullen by SoIherdyouliekmudkipz June 6, 2009
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Edward Cullen
An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.
Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
Edward Cullen by NonnieMouse June 3, 2010
X Called, they want their Y Back
This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.
Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...
Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
X Called, they want their Y Back by Some dude with a Guitar November 25, 2010
Edward Cullen
Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out
Edward Cullen by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009
Its called Snickers now, Lovey!
Its called Snickers now, Lovey! by Lumpbag May 7, 2009
Alice Cullen
One of the four or five characters in the Twilight Saga that isn't a Mary Sue and/or Gary Stu. She's described as pixie-like throughout the series, with black spiky hair, pale skin, (obviously, she's a vampire) and she's the smallest family member. She was one of the Cullens that wanted Bella to remain alive in Twilight when the family argued about whether or not to kill her when Edward saved her life in fear of exposure. Her mate is Jasper Hale, another one of the non-Gary Stu characters. She was changed by a vampire who loved her in her human life (which she doesn't have any real recollection of), who was killed by James (the one who tried to kill Bella in the first book). Her full human name was Mary Alice Brandon.
Person # 1: Alice Cullen is the only good character in the series.
Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.
*begin argument about how Jane is evil*
Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.
*begin argument about how Jane is evil*
Alice Cullen by Nicole2016 July 23, 2011