Autoerotic activities

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.

My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!

by anonymous October 15, 2017

Autoerotic Selfphyxiation

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.

His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.

by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 04, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing

by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.

The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.

by star5 April 05, 2007

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.

If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.

by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008