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I don't like to shit in my own front yard 

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
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i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind
HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass
"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

Fuck this shit I'm out 

WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU
OK ummm what is that fuck this shit I'm out.

i will shit in your face 

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.
Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."
i will shit in your face by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

Fuck this shit i'm out 

Someone who searches FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT is seriously a piece of shit
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT