returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
by CorpseHumper September 9, 2004
Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.
I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.
by Susstainable fuel May 23, 2010
Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
by DB Wyld April 22, 2021
Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
Noun: the product of the above
returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)
i am returding
by thejeesh June 15, 2020
by I will suck for crack June 10, 2009
Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?
Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)
Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.
by super smooth dude January 3, 2006