Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
by ibman67 October 7, 2008
verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.
by WKF October 29, 2007
I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 4, 2019
So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.
Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.
by Sexy licking January 13, 2022
by Delic July 18, 2017
"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019