A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.
The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.
by Lance Throbson April 10, 2007
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The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.
Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.
by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019
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To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.
That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!
by scala5k March 14, 2005
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Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
by captain Swagger October 13, 2011
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I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.
by askldfjhh January 14, 2010
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The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014
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When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex
Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy
by Uwish January 13, 2023
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