7 definitions by ibman67
by ibman67 November 10, 2008
an understanding, but half-hearted consolation given to those experiencing difficult times in their lives. Is used when one wishes to express the feeling that there is no point in moping around anymore and that it is time to move on,but it still conveys the message that recipient's pain is understood.
Person A: "Why you looking so depressed dude?"
Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"
Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."
Person B: "My girl just broke up with me"
Person A: "Bummer times man. Guess it just wasn't meant to be."
by ibman67 July 12, 2008
"Don't Text Back"
Added to the end of a text message when you don't want the other person to respond.
Usually used when one only has a certain number of text messages per month, and doesn't want to waste one by having somebody give an obvious response to the initial text.
Added to the end of a text message when you don't want the other person to respond.
Usually used when one only has a certain number of text messages per month, and doesn't want to waste one by having somebody give an obvious response to the initial text.
by ibman67 September 8, 2008
intentionally degrading somebody.
got its name because of the stinging feeling one gets if somebody where to put salt on an open wound. the effects of "throwing salt" at a person are usually the same, but the stinging is on an emotional level.
got its name because of the stinging feeling one gets if somebody where to put salt on an open wound. the effects of "throwing salt" at a person are usually the same, but the stinging is on an emotional level.
Guy 1: "You guys are so weak. Yeah you won the game, but only because the other team blows."
Guy 2: "Man, why you always throwing salt?"
Guy 2: "Man, why you always throwing salt?"
by ibman67 July 26, 2008
Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.
Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!
by ibman67 October 7, 2008
Man 1: John is such a clutz
Man 2: Seriously, he's always plaxing himself. Last I heard, he shot himself in the leg.
Man 2: Seriously, he's always plaxing himself. Last I heard, he shot himself in the leg.
by ibman67 December 2, 2008