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cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging
cottaging nigel by mrs tosser November 22, 2025

e-cottaging 

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.
George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.
e-cottaging by WelshAsian January 15, 2012

Female Cottaging 

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
Female Cottaging by Heloby October 29, 2012

cottageing 

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
cottageing by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006

cottling 

A particularly sordid and depraved form of sexual intercourse, mostly favoured and performed by residents of Bath and 'special' visitors to Tog Hill
Person 1: Hey, did you have a good weekend?
Person 2: Yes. I met a sexy girl and gave her a damn good cottling.
Person 1: I like your style.
cottling by J0hnny2003 March 18, 2008

coitalingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).
Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.
coitalingus by myrlyn May 10, 2009