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Cottager 

A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
Cottager by ............. January 1, 2005
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COTTAGER 

A player for Fulham Football Club. Named after the stadium in which they play, Craven Cottage. In turn called Craven Cottage becuase there is a cottage in the corner used as offices and dressing rooms. Nothing to do with the activities in the public toilets in Bishops Park
This is a must win game for the cottagers if they are to stave off relegation.
COTTAGER by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

Cottager 

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places
Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet
Cottager by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

cottager 

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass
You Are A Cottager

woolly cottager 

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages
i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.
humble cottager by zozza March 18, 2021

Cottagecore 

Cottagecore, also known as farmcore and countrycore, is inspired by a romanticized interpretation of western agricultural life. It is centered on ideas of simple living and harmony with nature. Themes associated with cottagecore include self-sufficiency, baking, and caring for people. While the aesthetic is prevalent on several social media sites, such as on Instagram and more recently TikTok, the community notably prospers on Tumblr. It is particularly popular within lesbian and woman-loving-woman (WLW), and nonbinary loving women (NBLW) communities.
"In the cottagecore universe, there are no phones pinging constantly with updates, no urgent work emails, no evenings spent responding to the onerous demands of a tyrannical boss. In fact, there is no labor beyond domestic, and workaday tasks are completed with a gauzy sense of fulfillment." -via The New York Times
Cottagecore by Keith Courage February 20, 2022