CF 

Short for Crap Furniture.

Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.

"Yeah, sure I've got a lot of CF, but not everybody is as handy with a screw driver and hammer as I am."

CF by RocketScience November 9, 2008

Cf 

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens

That chicken is cooked... right?

Cf by El February 8, 2004

CF 

CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:

Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig

The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.

"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"

CF by thoreau222 December 25, 2007

cf 

The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.

Cf I'm going to be on MSN today!

cf by Hedvig November 19, 2007

CF 

The abreviation for compact flash.

CF is used in cameras.

CF by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

CF 

Acronym for Cruelty-Free. CF products do not test on animals that have been imprisoned in tiny cages and sentenced to a lifetime of chemical abuse. Anything vegan must be CF, although not all CF products are vegan.

Person 1: "OMG I love my new CF foundation!"
Person 2: "Oh it's cruelty-free? That's pretty awesome that you'd go out of your way to find such products."
Person 1: "Of course! I'm vegan so it would be immoral for me to buy something that exploited animal suffering. :)"
Person 2: "I totally admire your dedicated compassion."

CF by Luunn October 4, 2016

CF 

Chem Fun / Chem Sex = Sex on drugs

'I'm defo (not) into CF' ~ I'm defo (not) into having sex while being high

CF by \msb\ February 28, 2017