Someone who often Instant Migrates.
These people seem to think saying something as simple as 'bye' or 'cya' before they leave your IM conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
These people seem to think saying something as simple as 'bye' or 'cya' before they leave your IM conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye.
Person #1: Morning, instant migrator
Person #2: What?
Person #1: You instant migrated from our convo last night
Person #2: So?
Person #1: You do it all the time.
Person #2: I CBA to say goodbye. (Person #1 walks away annoyed) Wait where are you going? Your just gonna leave without saying anything? I would never do that to you.
Person #2: What?
Person #1: You instant migrated from our convo last night
Person #2: So?
Person #1: You do it all the time.
Person #2: I CBA to say goodbye. (Person #1 walks away annoyed) Wait where are you going? Your just gonna leave without saying anything? I would never do that to you.
by urban--english-dictionary October 30, 2007
Someone who is so damn lazy that they do nothing but eat stupid instant noodles all day instead of making almost anything else. At this point, the effort is so low that you’d rather have that person make a damn frozen pizza, which surprisingly takes more effort.
“What the hell happened to that guy?”
“They’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.”
“Wait, how can you tell?”
“They have turned into an Instant Idiot. They eat nothing but instant noodles nowadays because they can’t afford their rent, all their friends left them, and they’re too damn lazy to spread butter on some toast!”
“They’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.”
“Wait, how can you tell?”
“They have turned into an Instant Idiot. They eat nothing but instant noodles nowadays because they can’t afford their rent, all their friends left them, and they’re too damn lazy to spread butter on some toast!”
by MrAngrySpecimen February 1, 2023
by sudoadrian November 1, 2011
Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 13, 2022
You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe June 25, 2015
by kendog01 May 3, 2020