Skip to main content
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
World
Advertise
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
instant congestion
Share definition
It's when
Instead
of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a
snot rocket
up your
urethra
.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place
last night
. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was
allergic
. Instead of getting a blow job instant
congestion
!
by
deshoe
July 3, 2015
Flag
Get the
instant congestion
mug.
More random definitions
Share this definition
Copy Link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
WhatsApp
Reddit
Email