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red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023
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bareable conditions

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
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fecal brain condition

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.
by Cpugh March 2, 2019
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Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.
“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”
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coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.
Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.
by BrakeNow March 22, 2019
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swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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