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240 Air Conditioning 

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air
This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

Norwegian Air Conditioner 

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.
Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!

Houston Air Conditioner 

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.
It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.
Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

unsure-cognition 

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.
After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition
unsure-cognition by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005