condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.

I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.

by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017

Air Conditioning Technician

Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.

Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.

by SayNigger231231 May 10, 2017

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

crittercal condition

In dire straits due to rodent infestation.

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.

Fucking air conditioners

by miki_kimi123 March 9, 2021

Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2023

Conditioned

When the prompt is prompted and the terms are set.

Omar assumed that conditioned body builders are superior to UFC fighters.

by The_Conditioner October 28, 2023