Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.

Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.

by JayKayLMNOP September 28, 2023

condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

by peety69 March 25, 2019

Girl Conditioner

"Girl Conditioner" is a piece of indie gay slang used humorously or ironically to point out that someone's hair is dry, brittle, or otherwise in need of serious moisture and care. The phrase implies that the person isn't using enough-if any-conditioner.

“How does my hair look for the club tonight? Is it giving mother?”

“Girl Conditioner…”

by anastasiabeverlyhillbilly May 25, 2025

coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019