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beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.
Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017
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chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017
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condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.
I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.
by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017
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Condition of household

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018
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swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.
by brobk avlie August 4, 2021
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Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.
"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."
by Real_Shades November 13, 2018
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