BillyGoat's definitions

walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.

Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

diabetabeer

any beer of canadian or scandinavian origin that is over 8 perecent

black label supreme, maudite, faxe.
"fuck i drank so many diabetabeers last night i can't stop pissing."

by billygoat September 17, 2006

thingamahbob

An Item to which you've forgotten the name of.

Throw me the thingmahbob so I can change channles.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

Naffie

The bisexual guy version of Aphrodite. He is full of many talents and special in so many ways. He expresses this creatively vibrantly hoisting himself to the whole world. He's the nicest person you could meet but will punch your jaw out of socket if your hurt him on a pressing matter such as loved ones or things. He is very jittery sometimes and doesn't always take compliments fully to heart but he is the most special person on earth. If you have a naffie don't ruin his trust. If you do this you'll have a diamond rather than some stupid piece of disposable glass.

Damn Naffie sure is working it on the dance floor.

I know I should have respected him more and maybe he'd be dancing in my pants instead.

by Billygoat April 11, 2012