BillyGoat's definitions

carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat January 18, 2007

beoch

Commonly used on the Bevis and Butthead tv show. See bitch

I need TP for my bunghole beoch!

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

slimaholic

Aaryn and Kj

There go Aaryn and Kj. Slimaholics

by Billygoat January 11, 2023

tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

coniption

To be unhappy with another and have a fit. A bad temper followed by anger

My dad is going to have a conniption when he finds out I wrecked his camaro.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

diabetabeer

any beer of canadian or scandinavian origin that is over 8 perecent

black label supreme, maudite, faxe.
"fuck i drank so many diabetabeers last night i can't stop pissing."

by billygoat September 17, 2006