Surf N Turf 

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

Surf N Turf by porkrocket October 8, 2016

crumb surfing 

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

crumb surfing by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

sock surfing 

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

sock surfing by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Calendar surfing 

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

Calendar surfing by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

Carpet surfing 

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

Carpet surfing by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

urge surfing 

Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

You guys wanna try a urge surfing meditation?

urge surfing by Freshalicous July 28, 2021

surf cooties 

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

surf cooties by oz_420 April 18, 2006