dolphin in the net 

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.

i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing

dolphin in the net by mike22232 March 14, 2009

Fish caught in the net

When a man/men cum on the a girl and it runs down them till it hits their pewbs ,where it gets 'caught'

Guy on phone to his friend "That cheeky shesh i had lastnight was good, everything went perfectly, even got my 'Fish caught in the net' and i bet the slag won't even was them out.

Fish caught in the net by SpookyBoi November 25, 2019

Get The Net! 

An exclamation that a person is crazy and that a net is needed in order to capture them. This quote is from Wayne Campbell's Gun Rack speech in the 1992 Film Wayne's World following the rhetorical question "Are you mental?".

Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

Get The Net! by Sac48738 September 4, 2018

get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"

"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.

get the net by darcygaps January 6, 2012

Caught one in the net 

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

Caught one in the net by FIATC February 1, 2009

Over the Net 

A sexual position popular in the US and parts of Canada with highly functioning couples who enjoy using tennis balls and racquets as props. This is largely believed to be the origin of the phrase "LOVE-LOVE" in tennis scoring.

Man, the moment my partner took me Over the Net, there was no going back.

Over the Net by PlayaLady June 9, 2023

torched the net 

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

torched the net by Torch City February 3, 2010