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papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..
Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!
Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

surfdog's mom 

a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
surfdog's mom by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.
You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.
skin surfer by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
Surfing The Med by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006