Puddlenuts 

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.

Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"

Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009

Puddlebutt

n. describes a butt after sitting in a liquid

“Oh no! Someone’s spilled their drink in the seat! I’m gonna get puddlebutt!”
“Look out! You almost sat in that spill! You don’t want puddlebutt

Puddlebutt by Footmouth May 23, 2026