When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!
Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating
Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
When you engage in butt sex
and the air gets shoved up your rectum and you get bloated
to the effect of feeling pregnant.
Oh honey, you certainly did give me an air baby last night! I feel like I'm about to deliver!
During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.
Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!
Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.
I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!
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