homostick
A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.
homostick by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003
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homostern
a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now
homostern by the great butler May 4, 2009
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Homostupid
To painfully demonstrate that you know nothing about homosexuals, with thoughtless comments and actions. This term especially applies to people who make homophobic remarks in the presence of a Gay person. Such remarks are often made with the assumption that no homosexuals are actually present to witness their painful lack of social graces. In the real world, it pays to know something about homosexuals. Ignorance can be expensive.
Example #1: Saying to Bob (your Gay neighbor), "Hey, thanks for returning my mail again. Our new mail carrier keeps putting my mail in your box. What a stupid fag!"
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."
Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"
Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.
Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"
Example #6:
John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."
Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."
John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."
Homostupid by Happy Wolf January 22, 2007
homostar
Simply, the number of stars on the badges worn at paramount parks by 18 year old "simpsons"esque workers (especially "canada's wonderland") equals the amount of gay the worker is in letting you do fun stuff...
homostona
A term of endearment best used when speaking of or to a friend that uses marijuana recreationally.
It is most correct to use on or near the time of 4:20 or April 20th.
:D
It is most correct to use on or near the time of 4:20 or April 20th.
:D
Yo Tyler get on league of legends you homostona!
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Fuckkkkkkkkk that homostona stole my fucking scooter...
..oh wait no he's just using it to take that old lady across the street.
Oh homostoners, such gentle men they are.
' ~ S ' '. '. '
{*@**@*} ,'l~' j ~' a' '($)'
>. '. "~,s; :'
/~~-~ -- " '
(O€~'+-===:|?*)
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Fuckkkkkkkkk that homostona stole my fucking scooter...
..oh wait no he's just using it to take that old lady across the street.
Oh homostoners, such gentle men they are.
' ~ S ' '. '. '
{*@**@*} ,'l~' j ~' a' '($)'
>. '. "~,s; :'
/~~-~ -- " '
(O€~'+-===:|?*)
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homostona by ShadowLing May 18, 2014
Homostasis
Homostasis by TheOver1ord14 November 4, 2022
Homost
Sure he seems overly concerned about his appearance and he's pretty "huggy" but his wife insists he's straight, he's just homost. bi metrosexual homosexual gender neutral