8 definitions by ShadowLing
Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
by ShadowLing October 21, 2018
by ShadowLing October 29, 2018
An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.
Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
A term of endearment best used when speaking of or to a friend that uses marijuana recreationally.
It is most correct to use on or near the time of 4:20 or April 20th.
:D
It is most correct to use on or near the time of 4:20 or April 20th.
:D
Yo Tyler get on league of legends you homostona!
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Fuckkkkkkkkk that homostona stole my fucking scooter...
..oh wait no he's just using it to take that old lady across the street.
Oh homostoners, such gentle men they are.
' ~ S ' '. '. '
{*@**@*} ,'l~' j ~' a' '($)'
>. '. "~,s; :'
/~~-~ -- " '
(O€~'+-===:|?*)
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Fuckkkkkkkkk that homostona stole my fucking scooter...
..oh wait no he's just using it to take that old lady across the street.
Oh homostoners, such gentle men they are.
' ~ S ' '. '. '
{*@**@*} ,'l~' j ~' a' '($)'
>. '. "~,s; :'
/~~-~ -- " '
(O€~'+-===:|?*)
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by ShadowLing May 18, 2014
There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.
1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing
2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)
A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.
Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser
1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing
2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)
A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.
Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser
Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.
Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!
Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!
Bad orc is bad.
Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!
Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!
Bad orc is bad.
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
To chew pizza, the only word you are allowed to say with your mouth full while consuming the supreme holiness that is pizza
Pizza.. Pizzachu.. PIZZZAAA
by ShadowLing March 8, 2015