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Gary Coleman 

A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."
"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."

Or in the opposite;

"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."
Gary Coleman by LucidDreamer January 15, 2009

There Goes Gary Coleman 

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

make gary coleman dolls 

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.
i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

The Gary ColeMan 

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".
Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.

gary colemen 

the act of pooping in any bodely opening
after that i just want to give her the gary colemen and be done with it
gary colemen by curtis lewis October 19, 2006

gary colemann

is a nascar driver #25 and his car is red and yellow
gary colemann likes to drive nascars real fast
gary colemann by gary colemann December 12, 2007