by Riley hind June 23, 2019
A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012
-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH
by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 12, 2009
by wabbajack July 16, 2009
Drunk Girl: I'll have another Cran-vodka!
Stupid Bartender: whats that?
Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!
Stupid Bartender: whats that?
Drunk Girl: Cranberry Juice with Vodka, dumbass!
by Truly Outrageous Jem April 22, 2009
Alcohol that has been taken from a party by an individual for drinking later on. It is stored in some sort of innocent looking container for safe transport and storage, such as a juice bottle (hence cranberry juice). Usually liquor, it could also be a can or bottle of beer which isn't stored in a different container. The act of taking cranberry juice is often performed by younger drinkers that do not have an alcohol hookup.
Amanda: "Hey do you have any booze?"
Dave: "Ehh not much. Just a little cranberry juice from last weekend."
Dave: "Ehh not much. Just a little cranberry juice from last weekend."
by hambone209 October 2, 2010
Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.
When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
by Private Long September 23, 2006