he's not weird, he's Gary Johnson
by Justin Varghese July 24, 2006
Former governor of New Mexico and potential 2012 presidential candidate. Wants to legalize marijuana. Endorsed by Ron Paul. Also climbed Mount Everest with a broken leg. Basically the shit.
I hope Gary Johnson doesn't get elected because it would suck to live in a country with legal weed, a great economy, and lower taxes.
by jonstewart2012 August 21, 2010
An amazing candidate. Honestly the only candidate even worth a damn in these 2016 elections. Unfortunately highly unlikely to win the presidency due to Donald Trump's and Hillary Clinton's supporters being so blind to their lies and following them like sheep.
If people actually voted without obsessing over labels like "liberal", "conservative", "Democrat", or "Republican" and started to LOOK at the people running and what they've actually gotten done and accomplished as leaders, then candidates like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would've gotten blown out of the water by Gary Johnson before the election even started.
by SomewhatOfALibertarian August 13, 2016
by I eat swag for breakfast November 12, 2016
by pill cosby November 29, 2016
A sexual position for two male partners, a variant of scissoring. In this position the partners scissor while facing in almost opposite directions, allowing each partner to penetrate the others anus simultaneously. This position can be very intense and satisfying. It can also be very tiring. Great care must be taken to protect each partners ballsack and avoid them being crushed during thrusts. Generally the free hand not used to support you weight should be used to keep your ballsack to one side away from the crush zone.
Oh my God, Jake fucking crushed my balls last night. We were Gary Johnsoning really hard and it was great, but then he twisted his hips and smashed right into the jewels. I nearly passed out. I couldn't even enjoy a blowjob after that. I had to smoke a ton of reefer just to calm down. Now I have blue balls and bruised balls. I mean seriously, this is the last time I put up with this. Jake's got one more chance and then I'm going to break up with him and find a man that actually knows how to fuck.
by ProlapsedDickhole November 25, 2016