8 definitions by s beskow

sautee

a sautee is that tragic combination of a female who has both an onion butt and a butter face.

look at that ass! oh, jesus, look at that fucked up grill! what a sautee.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

true dip

to true dip is to ditch friends that you are hanging out with without telling anyone or making any excuse. true dipping is done in secret, is usually precipitated by drunkeness and generally occurs at drinking establishments.

sorry i true dipped last night. i was too hammered to stick around.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

make gary coleman dolls

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.

i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

by s beskow August 21, 2006

pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.

if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."

by s beskow March 9, 2010

have a debriefing with colin powell

to take a shit. the debrief suggests the lowering of the under garments. the colin suggests the colon. and, of course, colin powell is a brown piece of shit.

wow, two bran muffins and a double espresso... i gotta go have a debriefing with colin powell.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

blatino

This term is used to describe individuals who appear, upon visual inspection, to be African-American but, upon hearing their accent or learning their name, are discovered to be from a Latin American country.

"Hey, who's that black dude playing shortstop for the White Sox?"
"That's Alexei Ramirez, dumbass, and he's a blatino."

by s beskow March 9, 2010