derection 

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

derection by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007

Derection 

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

Derection by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Derection 

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

Derection by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

derection 

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

derection by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

Derection 

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

Derection by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011

derection 

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

derection by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

derection 

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

derection by QuacksO March 8, 2019