Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 01, 2019

DERECTION

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008

Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect

After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.

by Jexpler June 06, 2017

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 02, 2017

Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011