Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

Spock by Dan November 25, 2003

spock

v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.

Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."

3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."

spock by atilla April 14, 2005

Spock

to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible

don't try to go all Spock on us

Spock by lorifrances February 28, 2011

Spock

one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

Spock by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014

spock

To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's

The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.

spock by Donbowsky April 28, 2006

Spock

A substitute to shocking a girl; The act of inserting one's index finger and middle finger into the vagina, and inserting the ring finger and pinky finger into the anal cavity.

"I didn't shock her, I Spocked her."
"She said she wanted to do something cool, so I gave her the Spock."
"Two in the pink, and two in the stink."

Spock by littlebillcosby December 12, 2017

spock

An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.

Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh

spock by TsuQ May 4, 2008