Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

Spocked by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

Spocked

To correct someone's illogical argument by pointing out how illogical it is. (usually with a long boring anti-argument.

She gave a red herring argument. He spocked her to the point where she deleted her post in shame.

Spocked by Rikki-Tikki August 12, 2018

Spocked

When you make the Spock sign with your hand and put two of your fingers in the vagina and two in the butt

Guy1: I Spocked my bitch last night
Guy2: Damn! My hoe never lets me Spock her

Spocked by Mhs_k May 28, 2015

Spocked Five 

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

Spocked Five by daverd2 December 15, 2012

Spocked Up 

Spock up~: A game the objective of which is to replace the "ock" sound in words with spock.

when drunk it has hilarios consequences

I.e "i cant get my key in the lock"
becomes "i cant get my key in the spock"
alternative "i cant get my key in the lock, shit i cant get the hang of spocked up"

or

"I am so sick of people knocking my trolly"
"I am so sick of people spocking my trolly"

Spocked Up by uvpurple April 30, 2010

Spocker 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006

spockefeller 

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".

I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.

spockefeller by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009