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1.
A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
by ben January 11, 2004
 
2.
When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.
Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.
by spockingman August 23, 2009
 
3.
Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.
I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!
by TILF2 November 24, 2011
 
4.
Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.
I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.
by NeedADickin September 13, 2011
 
5.
To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.
I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008
 
6.
Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.
man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.
by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009
 
7.
SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(
Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.
by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004