No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis
No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis by Richardpazmino February 1, 2009
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No questions asked
When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.
Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
No questions asked by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013
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No one asked me
Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.
Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
No one asked me by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
No one asked
Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.
Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
No one asked by Bucko January 13, 2020
No one asked
Victim: So I'm going to sta--
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!
No one asked by NuggetTube November 16, 2022
Definition no one asked for
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Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless
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Definition no one asked for by Um the hell November 12, 2017