50 definitions by Kwing

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Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".
Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist
by Kwing August 07, 2009

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Deludes the mind, but its precise integration is unknown. Can be used to befuddle humans or disguise objects. Likely it simply manipulates the mind.
"She used a Charm, and I don't remember what I said."
by Kwing October 28, 2009

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RHG
Stands for Rock-Hard Gladiator. RHG battles are 1-on-1 animation contests hosted at FluidAnims. Players create a character with a special weapon or ability, then animate their character defeating another character. A poll is then posted and whichever animation is better (as decided by voters) wins the battle. Famous fighters include Andre, FlLfFl, Chuck, Yoyo, and Drifts.
- Hey Chuck, wanna do an RHG battle?
- Sure!
by Kwing December 08, 2010

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%20
The URL substitution for a spacebar, because URLs don't have spaces in them, as this generally signals the end of a URL.
http://www.website.com/misc%20files/
by Kwing January 25, 2009

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A species from the planet Irk.

BIOLOGY:
Their skin is very dry but their insides contain compressed excesses of liquid. Because of this, their body chemistry is volatile and concentrations of adrenaline can allow them superior speed and strength for short periods of time.

Irkens are sensitive and irritable when exposed to many Earth-based resources, but few (if any) materials can cause lasting injuries.

It is estimated that they are reptilian based off of the Mysterious Mysteries host describing Zim as having scales. However, Irkens do not seem to mate in modern society, being genetically manufactured (see Gattaca). Despite being presumably reptilian, Irkens have very humanistic proportions as well as mammal-like tendencies, behaviors, and movements.

Lastly, Irkens are a form of cyborg, their PAKs being cybernetic technology fused into their neural system, allowing them the use of four extra limbs (each containing a laser), and a communication device.

PSYCHOLOGY AND SOCIETY:
Irkens are very similar to humans in having megalomaniac and dominative tendencies. Their culture is similar to Asian culture, the civilians being hardworking and loyal to the Almighty Tallest.
Dib: He's not human! He's Irken!
by Kwing April 06, 2010

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A spell that envelopes its target in green flames; however, unlike a Detonation, it is more of a burning fire than an explosive one. Useful for burning people with magical resilience, whose clothes can still burn.
"It could have been an Inferno, except that the edges around the hole aren't singed."
by Kwing October 28, 2009

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A website that randomly selects two people on the website to chat with each other. If you see someone wearing a shirt with this definition on it, try striking up a conversation with them!
We met on Omegle.
by Kwing August 16, 2010

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