lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

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Limp scooby

I was hanging out with Cassie the other day and she was looking fine, then Marissa came around and i got a limp scooby.

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when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

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opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

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Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

Limp Shrimp by datsweg February 1, 2014

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A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

Oi you Limny shit head cunts go clean ur cheesy vaginas ya fat greedy shits

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