An actor; Recently starred in 2 Fast 2 Furious in Paparazzi. Also one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.
by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda September 11, 2004
Get the Cole Hausermug. when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
Get the van hauseredmug. Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.
by Miles Pieri January 07, 2004
Get the kasper hausermug. by mr. smithson May 30, 2008
Get the john hausermug. by D0m11 January 06, 2017
Get the dominik hausermug. A fat smelly closet gay man who sings Jenny from the Block all day and annoys the shit out of everyone around him.
by YAKODONK July 07, 2009
Get the Hauser of the Kornmug. 