AST

Adam Standard Time (AST) Refers to being 10-15 minutes late depending on the day.

He said he would be here now but he's on AST so we might as well have a beer while we wait.

by Firestorm1117 July 26, 2018

ast

Meaning "at the same time" in internet language.

Arnie:So ashy still sore after that butt whoppin?
Ashy: that sounds so funny and wrong ast

by Double A&A July 30, 2009

ASTS

And some to share

Having a party BYOB, ASTS.

by asts August 16, 2017

Aste

the small dried up pieces of sharp poop left around the anus due to insufficient wiping.

jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.

by brandon johnson January 01, 2008

ast

n: a business located in a warehouse in northwestern pennsylvania peddling electronics and no good outdoor books.

Oh man, I got fired from AST. Again! wtf!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

ast

short for aston. usually use in messenger or sms to save up time and characters.

thom:yo ast sup lately
ast:fuck you
thom:lol

by thom January 03, 2004

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

by Dabether May 15, 2006