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possibly the coolest kind of person one can be.
they smoke lots of weed but people need to get the fuck over it.
others strive to be like astroz or astra-hoes, especially faggot ass uptight bitches.
"yo, lets go chill with the astroz, not those faggot ass bitches."
by anurbandictionarywriter March 21, 2010
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By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
by 'StroMan April 10, 2009
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Short for astronomical. A word used by skaters to describe something that’s totally bomb, usually like a difficult trick that they can do or see someone doing.
Damn, jah see home boy land the Caballerial? Dat flip is so astro.
by Let me be anonymous August 02, 2008
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Always Stating The Really Obvious
similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO
by deervark September 01, 2005
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The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
Astros lose again
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1. an incredibly satisfying blowjob.
(see dome; i.e. Astro Dome.0
Damn shorty that was some good astro.
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1. Any dance which involves maintaining the hands in the position of the American Sign Language sign for the letter D; also known as the Pointy Finger Dance or the Drunken Finger Dance.

2. To dance the Astro.
He accidentally poked me in the eye while he was doing the Astro too enthusiastically on the dance floor.
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