fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.
my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.
by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011
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Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.
I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol
by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023
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Fumble

Imagine t'as une meuf que t'invite en date, elle te propose le CROUS et ça flop, c'est fumble
by anonymous June 08, 2024
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Fumble

A coach that tells players a fumble can't happen in a game isn't helping helping them look at the game realistically. Fumbles can and do happen in a game. Expecting a player to play perfect instead of human in a game doesn't allow them to improve any, they're already expected to be at one hundred percent during one hundred percent of the time. The reality is people will make mistakes, and those mistakes will cost them.
The point is not whether you fumble, it's what you do after you fumble. Whether you can fumble and keep going, or whether a fumble breaks you down to the point you can go no further after one.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2020
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Fumbled the fag

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!
by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023
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fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end
Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"
by HyperLexus July 09, 2023
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