Fumbled

The act of buying something when you do not have the financial means to buy such item.

Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :(
Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??

by zklu June 19, 2019

"Tommy Fury name is officially change to Tommy Fumbled after he fumbled a boxing match against Jake Paul for a second time"

by order69 July 7, 2022

Fumble

When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up

He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.

When you almost get laid, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

Davis fumbled Mary last night. It was close though!

by Tails September 30, 2003

when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet.

I ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought I had to fart, but when the shit dripped down my short pants, I surely knew I had fumbled.

by Zee Assman January 21, 2005

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 22, 2013