by BJ JOE January 31, 2016
Get the Unicornmug. This bitch is so unicorn
by XxStitchxx64 September 06, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. A widower , he is a catch
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
Only works for men
As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses
WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.
by RepeatsNice October 23, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. Managing to make all four green lights on Little Mack Between Gratiot and 13 Mile Rd. In Roseville, MI.
by AubreyStar July 11, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.
Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?
Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn
Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?
Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn
Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?
Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes
by The Masturbating Hand January 20, 2016
Get the Unicornmug. A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.
You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!
by topher730 November 10, 2014
Get the Unicornmug. someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.
lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?
No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
by missunicorn2k12 August 07, 2012
Get the Unicornmug.