by Unicorn princess. September 21, 2013
The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
by NJITdrinksFACE July 2, 2010
Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
by The one above all December 21, 2009
When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
by Flappy98 July 15, 2012
by Keljoran September 7, 2014
by tweanut August 31, 2008
Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 14, 2023