Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2014

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

When a female performs oral on a male with a mouthful of chewed up food.

She a freak and give him a pork soufflé.

by Nightmare52 November 22, 2019

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg September 10, 2017

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013

It's 6pm, Chick'n Pork is on, Shabine will be showing us how to fry griot with plantains.

by Reneofny July 12, 2017