When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023
"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs April 13, 2012
by Vag is bad February 27, 2023
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
by Realistically Realistic July 21, 2017
by Chewi and Obi February 1, 2016
Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
by Mr. Snake_187 November 19, 2015