9 definitions by Pat the builder
Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Dal: that was a proper sort you was with last night mate. Did you get any action?
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.
Bazza: phwoarrr mate! No sooner had we got back from the boozer than she was noshing on my chopper and playing with my wheels.
by Pat the builder February 24, 2021
A word which can be used as a substitute for any other word when wishing not to reveal the exact nature of a conversation with an associate. Typically when the mrs is within earshot or referring to a product or contraband substance via text.
Dal: Oi Bazza, I've got the magindal in the back of the limo. Can you meet me at Grove in an hour?
Bazza: you know that groom.
Bazza: you know that groom.
by Pat the builder November 6, 2019
Big Pat: Dal, I heard you had a date with the barmaid from the Dog and Duck last night.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
Dal: Phwoaarrr I had my work cut out there mate. All she wanted was chopper.
Big Pat: I hope you obliged?
Dal: Mate I even stuffed it in her litter tray.
Big Pat: Good boy.
by Pat the builder November 4, 2019
A word used to describe a bung, bribe, secret incentive. Commonly used in the construction industry by trades seeking favourable treatment by foremen/site agents.
Scaff: "Dal, I can strike those couple of towers for you on Saturday but I'll need an instruction. 6 herbs, 8hrs @ a pony an hour"
Dal: "thats a bit steep fella, never be able to slip it past the QS"
Scaff: " Sepp incoming"
Dal:"Consider it done"
Dal: "thats a bit steep fella, never be able to slip it past the QS"
Scaff: " Sepp incoming"
Dal:"Consider it done"
by Pat the builder November 7, 2020
Dal: "oi Pat how did you get on with that Doris last night?"
Pat: "fucking hell mate she was a real go-er son. I even went up the ol durgo"
Dal: " you know that mate"
Pat: "fucking hell mate she was a real go-er son. I even went up the ol durgo"
Dal: " you know that mate"
by Pat the builder February 25, 2018
Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020