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cool beans 

a synonym for "tight" used in the 80s. The phrase originally referred to hits of XTC. See :Beans
Person 1: I have to hits of E

Person 2: Cool Beans!
cool beans by Pariahking April 27, 2008

cool beans 

An interjection used to express contentness. A less enthusiastic version of "Hooray".
When Sally learned she was having macaroni and cheese for dinner, her response was "cool beans".
cool beans by Jeffrey Bryan September 17, 2008

Cool beans 

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.
The smarturl.it is really cool beans
Cool beans by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

Cool Beans 

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck
John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot
Cool Beans by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

Cool Beans 

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.
Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

cool beans 

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.
Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?
cool beans by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010