Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb
Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted
by Chevys better December 11, 2019
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Ford

A car that is useless and a piece of shit
A Ford is a piece of shit and deserves destruction
by TheUltimateEnbyBloodGod February 13, 2021
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Ford

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019
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Ford

FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)
Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”
by Vince740 July 02, 2018
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Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies
Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.
by Jahamez July 15, 2021
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Ford

1. A four-lettered word beginning with "F"

2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.
Jim: Hey, bro, I bought a '98 Ford Ranger!
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)
by ActiveShooter39 August 28, 2017
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Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb
Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted
by Chevys better December 11, 2019
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