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A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.
by 976tec9 March 21, 2017
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1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.
Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night
by The whole IB class of 2013 February 23, 2011
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When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)
Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid
by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009
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Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.
by Dhabi1 November 10, 2011
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-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit
Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.
by P416 October 08, 2014
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The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.
"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".
by Undi3s August 19, 2014
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