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Purposeful, sarcastic misspelling of "internet". A term seemingly inspired by Something Awful creation Jeff K, known for his indecipherable ramblings patterned after the habits of a stereotypical AOLer.
You can't check your e-mail? Is this your first day on the intarweb, or what?
intarweb by LAN.gnome July 27, 2004
Tongue-in-cheek reference to the Internet.
Etymology: Bastardized version of "InterWeb", which is a combination of Internet and the Web (which is in turn colloquial term for "World Wide Web")
Urbandictionary? It's one of those things on the intarweb, right?
intarweb by reschan December 28, 2005
The world's largest porn database. Sometimes known as the "Internet".
Will you install the intarweb on my computer?
intarweb by tehguy March 24, 2005
Literal: Internet
Usually used in a sarcastic method, it is also used to tease internet-illiterate people and other people who cannot speak simple english. I've usually thought of this as a combination of intranet and world wide web, an intranet being similar to the internet, but it is shared on a LAN rather than the WAN.
omg u b0rk t3h intarw3b!!1!!11!shift+one!1!!
intarweb by Matt September 16, 2004
A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.
intarweb by Uxrius January 5, 2003

Intarweb Gangstar Idiot 

An Intarweb Gangstar Idiot is basically someone who is so idiotically stupid that it is beyond belief. They are often the "friends" who come to attack someone when a fight breaks out on an internet site because they are just that KEWL. They often use idiotic slang and are usually 15-17 years of age. Behaviour includes not being able to go away when told, breaking site rules, using disgusting language and being racist. Mostly they troll around in groups of two with an accompanying sockpuppet they usually class as a "cuzin". Mostly they hang around sites such as sheezyart and the like attacking people because no one bothers with them or likes them. Often blaims other people for stealing/copying ideas and art work when they are usually guilty of that themselves.
IceDeath: "zomg you must have stolen my friends art work because the one you have posted is better than anything she has in her own gallery and I don't care you have the original and she dosn't! I don't care what people say because I'm KEWL and an Intarweb Gangstar Idiot"

IceDeath: "JayKaiba is my myspace link because I'm to much of a noob to think up anything that could be classed as an original!"

IceDeath: "I don't care what the DA/SA/Site admins say because I'm obviously RIGHT cause I'm to perfect and special to make mistakes."

IceDeath: "zomg standing up to me makes you a racist whore!"

Sammychan: Riiight. You're so obviously clever it hurts. Shut up and go cry to your sockpuppet cousin.

*Intarweb Gangstar Idiot goes to cry in the corner alone over her own stupidty and lameness because no one ever really believes them!*