2 definitions by LAN.gnome

ironing

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?

by LAN.gnome April 23, 2004

intarweb

Purposeful, sarcastic misspelling of "internet". A term seemingly inspired by Something Awful creation Jeff K, known for his indecipherable ramblings patterned after the habits of a stereotypical AOLer.

You can't check your e-mail? Is this your first day on the intarweb, or what?

by LAN.gnome July 28, 2004