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sorry ass dad 

a male human, not defined as a man who refuses to take care of is seed or denies the fact that he has one
I can't afford to take the kids to Disney, because his sorry ass dad hasn't helped me in any way.
sorry ass dad by jesselena June 9, 2007
When a dad, does something bad-ass...plain and simple.
Dude your dad just bought you a car?! That is so dad-ass!
dad-ass by JeJ-E3E April 14, 2010
When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.
You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day 

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

Ass Daddy 

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
Ass Daddy by takasb January 13, 2017

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes 

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum