a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
Get the tons o' funmug. A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
by A-Man March 31, 2005
Get the Ton-o-Funmug. A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.
by Matt March 9, 2005
Get the tons-o-funmug. by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
Get the Tons-o-funmug.