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ass-fracking 

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.
I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.
ass-fracking by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014
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Ass-Fracking 

When anal sex causes a fart to escape around the pitcher's penis. As in the technique for drilling for natural gas.
The ass-fucking turned to ass-fracking when I hit the gas mother load and she farted all over my dick.
Ass-Fracking by ToneLoc LouDogg April 24, 2011

asscracking 

An regular asswhomping only supersides
You going to get such an asscracking
asscracking by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

AssFracking

The practice of clearing residual crap and aid in reducing swelling from/of the Anus/Rectum, while showering; with a pulsing shower wand. A useful exercise for ensuring personal hygiene and relieving posterior discomfort due to constipation, IBS, hemorrhoids, and paper rash. Sometimes referred to as an instant enema.
In order to save time instilling my personal hygiene, I prefer AssFracking as a substitute to sitting around with a ass full of suds.
AssFracking by davo77 June 1, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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